Words of a 7th Grade Girl in art class (circa. 1986)
"Mom everyone around me got moved today because they wouldn't stop talking to me."
Ohhhh. We all know I, I mean 'the girl', was the one talking, but the teacher didn't want to hurt my, I mean her, feeliongs so she moved everyone away so I, again I meant 'the girl', would stop talking to THEM!
Words of a 1st Grade Boy in gym (circa. 2009)
"Mom, the radio fell when I was standing next to it."
Ohhhh. What he is not saying- Yes! it fell, but it was because I was standing next to it AND I had the cord wrapped around my neck and my legs...
have a good night...
