"Hello, Mr Spider? Can you please cast your webs just a little higher? I don't particularly like to wear your home, especially if you are in it."
"Hey you annoying Blue Jays, do you see this concrete path? I promise I am not going to leave it. I am not interested in feasting on your bird eggs."
"Oh Dear, that sunlight beam is only inches away from that slug...Must seem like a mile to them." The next day-same spot..."Oh well, looks like he didn't make it."
"Hey everyone, can you please adjust your sprinkler systems so that they will spray the sidewalk too? I need a little cooling off."
"What? C'mon, that really wasn't a white bunny rabbit. Was it?"
"Oh Boy, another hill...just what my numb legs wanted!"
"Um, excuse me. Can you please trim back your plants so they are not over hanging the sidewalk...especially the blackberry bushes?"
"Why oh why did that racoon just cross the road? He really should talk to the chicken first."
Hope your walks are as enlightening as mine!
2 comments:
So true! I have often had such thoughts will on a run! Like, Hmm, nice landscaping, or "surely these geese could choose a better dumping place!"
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