I did not even think of laughing to myself when my 3 year snuck five cookies into his room to eat- and I did not start snickering when my sweetie of a husband told me he hid one underneath his blanket.
I did not laugh openly at my sweetie when he dropped his bruschetta on the table at Claim Jumpers..less than 1 minute after Cade DIDN'T spill his vanilla shake.
I would never consider going straight to the dictionary to find out if 'betwixt' truly is a word from the nursery rhyme 'Jack Sprat'. Who talks like THAT? Then I remembered, I don't need help making up words, that is something I 'DON'T' do everyday.
I did not see my sweet 3 year old Mojo pick up a piece of popcorn off the kitchen floor and then do nothing to stop him from eating it. What kind of parent do you think I am?
The cold I am currently feeding would never let me ramble on to my boss at work, and then look up to find her not staring at me with a smirk on her face. I did not sound like a cuckoo at work just because of a cold...never!
I did not eat a giant piece of chocolate cake with white chocolate icing at work. Weight Watcher would never let me do that and live to see my weigh decrease instead of increase.
I can't believe ANYONE would scream out loud at work when they find out their knee injury is only a sprain... I don't yell or even talk loud- ever!
I would never consider taking a paper towel and trying to 'yank' a loose tooth out of a 6 year olds mouth. That is just torturous- who would do that?
Lastly, I did not start tearing-up while listening to our 44th President deliver his anaugural speech- and I would never even consider believing that 'Hope can overcome Fear'.
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